I was sent this on Ugley vicar's site and wanted to share...
There were two Conservative Evangelicals talking after a Reform conference about how much their wives submitted to them while a third remained quiet.
After a while, one of the first two turns to the third and says" Well, how does your wife submit to you? Are you the head of your household?"
The third Conservative Evangelical says 'I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.'
Wow! What happened then? they asked.
The third Conservative Evangelical looked at his feet and muttered,
'She said,"Get out from under the bed and fight like a man."'